Friday, July 13, 2012

Sen. Harry Reid Says He'd Like to See 17-Year Old U.S. Olympian Jordyn Wieber NAKED

U.S. Olympian Jordyn Wieber will be in London this summer competing for the Gold in gymnastics.

She is a 2011 World All Around Champion and just celebrated her 17th birthday this week.

And Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada) wants to see her NAKED.

That's right. NAKED. As in au natural. Nude. Fully unclothed.

Yes, you read that right. The Majority Leader of the United States Senate, who is 73, wants to see ALL of the Michigan State University student's UNCLOTHED teenage body.

But Reid wants more than to just see Jordyn's breasts, butt and everything else.

He wants to see 16-year old swimmer Missy Franklin completely naked, too! And since we all know how swimmers like to shave all their body hair except what's on their head, he would get quite a view down below.

But before you go calling up Capitol Hill and demanding he resign his Senate seat for wanting to see Jordyn, Missy and the entire U.S. Women's Olympic Soccer Team in the buff, it's only fair to point out he wants to see a few MEN from the U.S. Olympic squad naked as well. Well, actually ALL of them.

You see, Reid, to his credit, actually is not a hypocrite as other Democrats are in the Congress. He voted against the establishment of Permanent Normal Trade Relations with China in 2000.

And since the U.S. Olympians are to be sporting uniforms made in China at the London Games, Reid came out publicly and said he would rather have them perform in the nude.

"I think they should take all the uniforms, put them in a big pile and burn them," Reid told ABC News.

"If they have to wear nothing but a symbol that says USA on it, painted by hand, that is what they should wear."

Apparently no one thought to ask Reid where he'd like to see that symbol painted on Jordyn's and Missy's naked bodies.

Although I do have an idea of where to paint it on Michael Phelps's naked body.

Speaker John Boehner also got into the act, saying, "You'd think they know better."

No word on whether he thinks House members should wear only clothing made in America.