Oh, and since Maria said I've always had the unfortunate problem of not being able to keep my legs together while being spanked. . .
Thursday, December 6, 2012
''He know when I am sleeping. He knows I do so nude...''
As if my sister Maria embarrassing me last year with the spanking Santa wasn't enough, this year she decided I needed to be on some random young boy's gift list to Santa. Oh well, it's not as if I was never unfortunately spanked like this in front of number of boys in my lifetime anyway.
Oh, and since Maria said I've always had the unfortunate problem of not being able to keep my legs together while being spanked. . .
Oh, and since Maria said I've always had the unfortunate problem of not being able to keep my legs together while being spanked. . .
Friday, July 13, 2012
Sen. Harry Reid Says He'd Like to See 17-Year Old U.S. Olympian Jordyn Wieber NAKED
U.S. Olympian Jordyn Wieber will be in London this summer competing for the Gold in gymnastics.
She is a 2011 World All Around Champion and just celebrated her 17th birthday this week.
And Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada) wants to see her NAKED.
That's right. NAKED. As in au natural. Nude. Fully unclothed.
Yes, you read that right. The Majority Leader of the United States Senate, who is 73, wants to see ALL of the Michigan State University student's UNCLOTHED teenage body.
But Reid wants more than to just see Jordyn's breasts, butt and everything else.
He wants to see 16-year old swimmer Missy Franklin completely naked, too! And since we all know how swimmers like to shave all their body hair except what's on their head, he would get quite a view down below.
But before you go calling up Capitol Hill and demanding he resign his Senate seat for wanting to see Jordyn, Missy and the entire U.S. Women's Olympic Soccer Team in the buff, it's only fair to point out he wants to see a few MEN from the U.S. Olympic squad naked as well. Well, actually ALL of them.
You see, Reid, to his credit, actually is not a hypocrite as other Democrats are in the Congress. He voted against the establishment of Permanent Normal Trade Relations with China in 2000.
And since the U.S. Olympians are to be sporting uniforms made in China at the London Games, Reid came out publicly and said he would rather have them perform in the nude.
"I think they should take all the uniforms, put them in a big pile and burn them," Reid told ABC News.
"If they have to wear nothing but a symbol that says USA on it, painted by hand, that is what they should wear."
Apparently no one thought to ask Reid where he'd like to see that symbol painted on Jordyn's and Missy's naked bodies.
Although I do have an idea of where to paint it on Michael Phelps's naked body.
Speaker John Boehner also got into the act, saying, "You'd think they know better."
No word on whether he thinks House members should wear only clothing made in America.
She is a 2011 World All Around Champion and just celebrated her 17th birthday this week.
And Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nevada) wants to see her NAKED.
That's right. NAKED. As in au natural. Nude. Fully unclothed.
Yes, you read that right. The Majority Leader of the United States Senate, who is 73, wants to see ALL of the Michigan State University student's UNCLOTHED teenage body.
But Reid wants more than to just see Jordyn's breasts, butt and everything else.
He wants to see 16-year old swimmer Missy Franklin completely naked, too! And since we all know how swimmers like to shave all their body hair except what's on their head, he would get quite a view down below.
But before you go calling up Capitol Hill and demanding he resign his Senate seat for wanting to see Jordyn, Missy and the entire U.S. Women's Olympic Soccer Team in the buff, it's only fair to point out he wants to see a few MEN from the U.S. Olympic squad naked as well. Well, actually ALL of them.
You see, Reid, to his credit, actually is not a hypocrite as other Democrats are in the Congress. He voted against the establishment of Permanent Normal Trade Relations with China in 2000.
And since the U.S. Olympians are to be sporting uniforms made in China at the London Games, Reid came out publicly and said he would rather have them perform in the nude.
"I think they should take all the uniforms, put them in a big pile and burn them," Reid told ABC News.
"If they have to wear nothing but a symbol that says USA on it, painted by hand, that is what they should wear."
Apparently no one thought to ask Reid where he'd like to see that symbol painted on Jordyn's and Missy's naked bodies.
Although I do have an idea of where to paint it on Michael Phelps's naked body.
Speaker John Boehner also got into the act, saying, "You'd think they know better."
No word on whether he thinks House members should wear only clothing made in America.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
The Mouth Sticks His Foot in Again - Suspended for Five Games
It took all but five games for The Mouth to get suspended for making the ''biggest mistake'' of his life.
New Miami Marlins manager, Ozzie Guillen, is on the hot seat for comments he made to Time magazine published last week about Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.
''I respect Fidel Castro,'' Guillen said. ''You know why? A lot of people have wanted to kill Fidel Castro for the last 60 years, but that motherfucker is still here.''
Last Friday the Marlins tried to quell the public relations nightmare by releasing a statement that said:
''There is nothing to respect about Fidel Castro. He is a brutal dictator who has caused unthinkable pain for more than 50 years. We live in a community filled with victims of this dictatorship, and the people in Cuba continue to suffer today."
As public outrage in south Florida grew, the Marlins reacted by suspending their new manager for five games. Bench coach Joey Cora will be the interim manager.
The baseball club also released a new statement that read:
''The Marlins acknowledge the seriousness of the comments attributed to Guillen. The pain and suffering caused by Fidel Castro cannot be minimized, especially in a community filled with victims of the dictatorship.''
At a news conference, Guillen said, ''This is the biggest mistake I've made so far in my life. When you make a mistake like this, you can't sleep. ... When you're a sportsman, you shouldn't be involved with politics.''
Guillen also tried to say his remarks were misconstrued.
''I was saying I cannot believe somebody who hurt so many people over the years is still alive,'' Guillen said at the news conference.
''I'm very sorry about the problem, what happened,'' he said. ''I will do everything in my power to make it better. ... I know it's going to be a very bumpy ride.''
Of course, Guillen has never been shy about voicing his political views before.
He twice went on a radio show hosted by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez in October 2005, when Guillen led the Dirty Hose to the World Series title. At the time, Guillen said: ''Not too many people like the president. I do.''
The Marlins signed Guillen to a four-year, $10 million contract and now there some anti-Castro groups calling for his ouster. Some public officials are also weighing in. Francis Suarez, chairman of the Miami city commission, said Guillen should be fired. Joe Martinez, chairman of the Miami-Dade County board of commissioners, said Guillen should resign.
Does all this mean that somehow, maybe, hopefully, the Curse of the Billy Goat hitched a ride south with Guillen?
New Miami Marlins manager, Ozzie Guillen, is on the hot seat for comments he made to Time magazine published last week about Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.
''I respect Fidel Castro,'' Guillen said. ''You know why? A lot of people have wanted to kill Fidel Castro for the last 60 years, but that motherfucker is still here.''
Last Friday the Marlins tried to quell the public relations nightmare by releasing a statement that said:
''There is nothing to respect about Fidel Castro. He is a brutal dictator who has caused unthinkable pain for more than 50 years. We live in a community filled with victims of this dictatorship, and the people in Cuba continue to suffer today."
As public outrage in south Florida grew, the Marlins reacted by suspending their new manager for five games. Bench coach Joey Cora will be the interim manager.
The baseball club also released a new statement that read:
''The Marlins acknowledge the seriousness of the comments attributed to Guillen. The pain and suffering caused by Fidel Castro cannot be minimized, especially in a community filled with victims of the dictatorship.''
At a news conference, Guillen said, ''This is the biggest mistake I've made so far in my life. When you make a mistake like this, you can't sleep. ... When you're a sportsman, you shouldn't be involved with politics.''
Guillen also tried to say his remarks were misconstrued.
''I was saying I cannot believe somebody who hurt so many people over the years is still alive,'' Guillen said at the news conference.
''I'm very sorry about the problem, what happened,'' he said. ''I will do everything in my power to make it better. ... I know it's going to be a very bumpy ride.''
Of course, Guillen has never been shy about voicing his political views before.
He twice went on a radio show hosted by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez in October 2005, when Guillen led the Dirty Hose to the World Series title. At the time, Guillen said: ''Not too many people like the president. I do.''
The Marlins signed Guillen to a four-year, $10 million contract and now there some anti-Castro groups calling for his ouster. Some public officials are also weighing in. Francis Suarez, chairman of the Miami city commission, said Guillen should be fired. Joe Martinez, chairman of the Miami-Dade County board of commissioners, said Guillen should resign.
Does all this mean that somehow, maybe, hopefully, the Curse of the Billy Goat hitched a ride south with Guillen?
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
"More wine, general. That's an order!"
A Senior Advisor to President Obama recently sent off a four-star general at a black-tie event in Washington to get her more wine, explaining later she mistook him for a waiter.
Seriously! Does this guy look like a waiter?
According to Yahoo!, Valerie Jarrett, who is also the President's Assistant for Intergovernmental Affairs and Public Engagement, ''was seated at the head table along with several other big-name politicians and a handful of high-ranking military officials. As an officer sporting several stars walked past Jarrett, she signaled for his attention and said, 'I'd like another glass of wine.'''
White House economic adviser Austan Goolsbee, sitting next to Jarret, allegedly began ''cracking up nervously.'' Yet, no one dared inform Jarrett that it was four-star Army General Peter Chiarelli she sent off to get her wine, not a waiter.
''The guy dutifully went up and got her a glass of wine, and then came back and gave it to her and took a seat at the table,'' a tipster told Yahoo! ''Everyone is in tuxedos and gowns at this thing, but the military people are in full dress uniform.''
Chiarelli, perhaps on directions from the White House, tried to play down the incident. But it's one thing to pass it off, but he went beyond the call of duty in an effort to take the heat off Jarrett in the media.
The general emailed CNN:
A mistake ''anyone could have made''?
You're far too kind, General Chiarelli.
First of all, if Valerie Jarrett didn't recognize you personally as the second-highest ranking officer in the U.S. Army, she should have at least recognized you as a four-star general. Fuck! You were in full dress uniform! Wouldn't the four-stars and a multitude of awards and ribbons, which include:
... at least be a clue?
Second of all, if all she did really see were the two stripes on your pants, what the fuck? Is that the way Jarrett typically addresses waiters? With a snobbish, stuck-up, can't-even-look-at-them-when-requesting-something attitude?
Of course, this comes as really no surprise. This is the same piss-on-them disdain the radical left has shown for our nation's military for decades.
After President Bill Clinton took office in 1993, a senior military official tried to greet a young woman on the White House staff. The arrogant woman's reply? ''I don't talk to the military.''
Seriously! Does this guy look like a waiter?According to Yahoo!, Valerie Jarrett, who is also the President's Assistant for Intergovernmental Affairs and Public Engagement, ''was seated at the head table along with several other big-name politicians and a handful of high-ranking military officials. As an officer sporting several stars walked past Jarrett, she signaled for his attention and said, 'I'd like another glass of wine.'''
White House economic adviser Austan Goolsbee, sitting next to Jarret, allegedly began ''cracking up nervously.'' Yet, no one dared inform Jarrett that it was four-star Army General Peter Chiarelli she sent off to get her wine, not a waiter.
''The guy dutifully went up and got her a glass of wine, and then came back and gave it to her and took a seat at the table,'' a tipster told Yahoo! ''Everyone is in tuxedos and gowns at this thing, but the military people are in full dress uniform.''
Chiarelli, perhaps on directions from the White House, tried to play down the incident. But it's one thing to pass it off, but he went beyond the call of duty in an effort to take the heat off Jarrett in the media.
The general emailed CNN:
''It was an honest mistake that ANYONE could have made. She was sitting, I was standing and walking behind her and all she saw were the two stripes on my pants which were almost identical to the waiters pants -- REALLY. She apologized and will come to the house for dinner if a date can be worked out in March.''
A mistake ''anyone could have made''?
You're far too kind, General Chiarelli.
First of all, if Valerie Jarrett didn't recognize you personally as the second-highest ranking officer in the U.S. Army, she should have at least recognized you as a four-star general. Fuck! You were in full dress uniform! Wouldn't the four-stars and a multitude of awards and ribbons, which include:
Defense Distinguished Service Medal (with two bronze oak leaf clusters) Distinguished Service Medal (Army) Defense Superior Service Medal Legion of Merit (with two bronze oak leaf clusters) Bronze Star Medal Defense Meritorious Service Medal Meritorious Service Medal (with four bronze oak leaf clusters) Army Achievement Medal (with one bronze oak leaf cluster) Joint Meritorious Unit Award Army Superior Unit Award National Defense Service Medal (with two bronze service stars) Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal Iraq Campaign Medal (with three bronze service stars) Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal Global War on Terrorism Service Medal Army Service Ribbon Army Overseas Service Ribbon (with award numeral "3") NATO Medal for Yugoslavia Combat Action Badge
... at least be a clue?
Second of all, if all she did really see were the two stripes on your pants, what the fuck? Is that the way Jarrett typically addresses waiters? With a snobbish, stuck-up, can't-even-look-at-them-when-requesting-something attitude?
Of course, this comes as really no surprise. This is the same piss-on-them disdain the radical left has shown for our nation's military for decades.
After President Bill Clinton took office in 1993, a senior military official tried to greet a young woman on the White House staff. The arrogant woman's reply? ''I don't talk to the military.''
Monday, January 2, 2012
Happy New Year!
Oh, what the f***! Since I saw my sister Maria already had me getting spanked in the nude by Santa Claus, can this really be that much more humiliating?
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